THE NO BULL SHIT, HIGHLY SUPPORTIVE TEAM TRAINING PROGRAMME FOR THOSE WHO HATE RUNNING, HATE THE GYM, WANT TO LOSE THIER GUT, FEEL BETTER AND STOP BEING AN ANGRY BASTARD...


WHO THE TOTAL FITNESS TRIBE IS NOT FOR...


whiners, moaners, complainers, cheapskates, dickheads, know-it-alls, socially awkward people.
So, now we have that out of the way...

What can the Total Fitness Tribe do for you

REDUCE YOUR STRESS & ANXIETY

You'll perform better at work and during the day because your stress and anxiety will go down and your confidence will increase. You'll be ready for anything the day throws at you.

SMILE MORE

You'll sweat, smile and regularly have fun with your training so you're less angry to be around. You'll have more energy and feel fitter so running round with the young'ns isn't a problem any more.


GET YOUR SOCIAL LIFE BACK

Helping you enjoy social occasions by boosting your self esteem. You'll love having your photo taken and feel less stressed about going out in public.

STAY EXCITED FOR EXERCISE

We'll help you stay excited and hungry for more by giving you the most fun exercise you've experienced. We're not being bastards who stand on our phones or ipads whilst shouting instructions. We actually give a shit about you having an untouchable experience so that you're never bored of exercise again.


NEVER EAT BLAND FOOD AGAIN

We support you through cleaning up all the shit you eat. Let's face it, there's so much information out there it's hard to stay on track. We provide you with the nutrition plans, recipe books, detoxes, full support and accountability OUTSIDE the sessions to stay on track'

CREATE A CALMER MIND SET

We help keep your mind set clear and focused so that you can stay confident and in control of your lifestyle habits. Which means less gorging on crap and you'll actually feel better about yourself.

 

The current investment for you today is £24.75 per week

Lets break this down for you...
It's not a matter of can I afford this... How can you afford NOT to?
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MEET THE
TRIBE


Meet the people who are already transforming themselves and having fun doing it.

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MEET THE
COACHES


Meet the team who dedicate themselves to helping people just like you reach their goals.

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